Keagan bro

A term used to address a person, in this case Keagan, who is engaging in some stupid ass shit.
by Desmond Roberts Himself September 16, 2020
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Keagan Mooney

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THANKSGIVING SONG (Deck the Halls)

Pull your chair up to the table Fa la la la la la la la la

Grab the bowl of mashed potatoes Fa la la la la la la la la

Pass the turkey, pass the dressing Fa la la la la la la la la

Hurry up and say the blessing Fa la la la la la la la la

Down we now the food before us Fa la la la la la la la la

I am eating like a horse Fa la la la la la la la la

Now we eat the pumpkin pie Fa la la la la la la la la

Ate too much, I’m going to die Fa la la la la la la la la

Ate so much that now I’m sick Fa la la la la la la la la

Pass the Alka Seltzer quick! Fa la la la la la la la la

My poor belly did a flopper Fa la la la la la la la la

Next year I’ll just have a Whopper! Fa la la la la la la la la
by DynamicDuo1732 November 25, 2019
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Keagan

A dead beat “dad”. And also an abusive boyfriend.
Person: “who is that?”
Person 2: “ oh that’s keagan. But don’t fall for him cause he’s irresponsible and abusive.”
by Mother of his child October 15, 2021
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Keagan

Keagan is a shy ish guy that usually has blond/dirty blonde hair and hazel/green eyes he is the nicest person ever he sometimes can be a dick and embarrass you but he is just playing around.
Person: Who's that dirty blonde guy over there he looks shy
Other person: oh that's just Keagan Let's hang out with him.
by That Guy from Alabama September 20, 2019
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Keagan

He might just be a person who is confusing and very slow. Keagan most likely has a very weird personality and 3-5 close friends at most. He is built weird and acts weird so basically everything about him is weird.

Sometimes he’s not a good friend because of how awkward and embarrassing he is. He wishes he could be better for everyone and himself but it is what it is.
An example: Ew Keagan is so gay and i hate gays.

Another example: I hate people like him i swear…
by this isn’t real November 19, 2023
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Keagan

He is a sweet caring guy and will take to you when ever. He is never busy but is when you want to talk on the weekends. He wants to paint with you sometimes but you are to busy. He has these beautiful brown eyes with in them you can see his love. He wants to kiss you and hug you but can’t because he is scared and you and him don’t talk in person enough. He has this one jacket that he allows wears and a couples other to wear just in case it gets dirty. He makes time for and you always feel love and you can spend hours talk to him while he is telling you to got to sleep but you just won’t to talk more even if your eyes are closing on there own. He has his mistakes but not everybody is perfect but he makes you feel that he is perfect and that he is as well. He doesn’t understand poems but likes fancy words, he reads manga and graphic novels he draws in his free time unless he is watching YouTube and wills support you in any way love forever keep him forever please because I could amagen a world without without us
Keagan what are you doing really
Keagan you are stupidly cute

Keagan you are who I am in love with
by Cheeseburgerart March 16, 2022
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keagan

a femboy who owns 3 ikea sharks and dresses gay with long hair and mutton chops and has a sister who might be better then him and he is extremely homosexual
keagan drank 2 bears after beating his husband
by wishy_real September 9, 2025
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