Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence September 09, 2017

brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 03, 2019

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel February 15, 2016

cunt kabob

A group of annoying women congregated in one place.

"Waiter, could you tell the cunt kabob at the bar to shut the hell up?"

by pseuodowho January 08, 2014

black kabob

A white woman who is constantly having sex with black men.

God, Sydney has become just a black kabob since she started hanging out with Kimani.

by Kevin Rightfield February 27, 2014