cunt kabob

A group of annoying women congregated in one place.

"Waiter, could you tell the cunt kabob at the bar to shut the hell up?"

by pseuodowho January 8, 2014

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016

black kabob

A white woman who is constantly having sex with black men.

God, Sydney has become just a black kabob since she started hanging out with Kimani.

by Kevin Rightfield March 7, 2014

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019

Flaming kabob

Fellatio following the ingestion of a capsaicin containing substance

Damn bitch, what did you eat? You just gave me a flaming Kabob!

by Kaboob January 26, 2022