Jalaisha is a bad ass bitch she will always be there for you and a ride or die bitch she’s a real one and everybody wants to be her friends she like fighting so don’t step up to her
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by Queen.A And Ed March 26, 2018
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by DogLover1384 February 1, 2023
Get the Jalaina mug.A giant ass form of shit you take when eating more then at least 5 jalapenos or other spicy foods. You know those long red pepper things found in Kung Pau Chicken at panda express? These are the leading causes of Jalapeno Shits.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.
Sorry, I can't see 2012 with you. I have a bad case of Jalapeno Shit. Maybe in 4 days when I recover?
by Shit master 58 November 30, 2009
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by Lama.fye April 14, 2017
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Jala is one of the most smartest, beautiful and interesting girls you could ever meet. She is a true friend, and when you tell her a secret, she will take it to the grave with her. She is often very thin, but the thick ones aren't any different. They are also very strong. Jala's are relatively the best twerkers and are the life of parties. Although she is fun and likes to party, she also has a great head on her shoulders and is very intelligent.
Guy #1: "I wanna girl who's gonna be fun at this party."
Guy# 2: "I know this gorgeous girl named Jala. Shawty is a baddie."
Guy#1: "oouuu is she gone be freaky with me too."
Guy#2: "oh no. She's not like that she's fun, likes to dance, and have fun, but she is very intelligent. She knows how to take care of herself. Plus she has her priorities straight.
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Guy# 2: "I know this gorgeous girl named Jala. Shawty is a baddie."
Guy#1: "oouuu is she gone be freaky with me too."
Guy#2: "oh no. She's not like that she's fun, likes to dance, and have fun, but she is very intelligent. She knows how to take care of herself. Plus she has her priorities straight.
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by Llllaaajushsnsjjs March 14, 2017
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