Juniper

Someone who says “bruh” every 2 seconds and has very bad humor and loves drawing her angel-like OC in every fucking drawing and is very cringe

Person 1: hey have you heard of Juniper?
Person 2: You mean the one who says BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH or BUAHAHUAJAHAUA

by Thedxzzling December 2, 2022

kaylee/juniper

ur gay bestie <3

Guy 1: "whoah, is that kaylee/juniper??"
Nonbinary 1: "yeah dont you see how gay she is?? duh."
Their smartest, coolest, friend: "yeah. she is my gay bestie <3"

by kittenthecat November 9, 2021

Juniper

À l'eau de rose. Dark, tousled hair falling over her naked shoulders, a tornado with pretty eyes & honey-stained lips. She's the crimson of amaryllis, the silver of moon-touched magnolias. Beautiful. Winter-raw. Vodka and coffee liqueur in her teacup, "Cherry" by Lana del Rey in her head. Often described as “utterly deadly,” she's rich, gooey; a malicious delight. The smell of warm vanilla & good sex every time she enters a room, wearing nothing but a short, bordeaux, satin dress. A coy smile, flirting shamelessly with every man. Juniper. Silent, angel-like — loved, absent, cruelly sweet.

A: Wowzers! Have u seen Juniper?

B: Juniper? Who is she?
A: They say she's a man-eater!

by Jjuni_ January 20, 2022

Juniper

she is the best wife ever, don't even listen to her if she tries to say otherwise.

Me: "Juniper is the best wife!"
J: "No, you are!!"
Me: "Look at Urban Dictionary, it says otherwise :)"

by neko :D May 28, 2022

Juniper

The most bussin woman you ever gon' meet, on god. An amazing lover and an equally amazing friend. Everything she does is lit. Wether she's making it clap or she's making a whole foods wrap, it's lit.

Juniper a bad ass bitch, no cap.

by anonymous July 20, 2022