Jumper

This is the best person you’ll ever meet. There’s only one person on this earth who calls himself Jumper. He is a god and wants everyone to know it. He is incredibly handsome and brave

“Is that the real Jumper?”

“Jesus christ it’s the real Jumper, i wish I was as cool as him.”

by Jumperrawr March 6, 2021

Jumper.

Jumper: an expression used when encountering a handsome or otherwise pleasant person.

first pressings...it's like first impressings, first timers that could be old timers, like olives but different, never like that!

Jumper.

"3 dates? "JUMPER"!

"oh that's way too much energy for her!.."Jumper." no, she'll sleep like the longest!"

by good attention September 3, 2013

jumper in the door

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.

I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.

by mem November 4, 2003

jumper shower

The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.

"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"

"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."

by Black Nate October 8, 2007

jumper battleship

The Game played when you want your IDE Drives or Devices ie, CD drives, Hard Drives, etc. to work properly, but when the documentation is unavailable for whatever reason. Jumpers are small connection devices used to connect pins on circuitboards, or attatched to circuitboards, such as on Hard Drives, etc, to allow for more options.
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wordplay on a popular board/style game. Tends to be followed by a letter, then number, then "hit!", or "miss!" or a collection of letter, then numbers, depending on the letter/number combination of the jumper, and whether the resulting combination of jumpers allows the device to work properly or not.

"one i'm going to play some more jumper battleship to see if i can get this ATAPI 24x to work...j-4......hit!"

by themusicgod1/jeff cliff April 10, 2003

Jumper thumper

Is the term given to an over enlargered foreskin which has received prolonged sexual intercourse. This prolonged intercourse creates a thicker more jumper-like foreskin which can also vary in colour e.g red, blue, purple and even Smokey orange

'Dad what's a jumper thumper?' ......... 'ermmm, it's that rabbit of bambi son'

by MattM18 March 6, 2019

Jumper Cable Titties

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.

That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.

by Snoke September 27, 2019