Jums

Acronym for Jaguar's Utmost Malleable Song.
When a girl has a really stretchy vagina.

" Dude, I hooked up with a girl last night, age had the biggest jums I've ever seen!"

by HazelMcM June 1, 2018

Jum

Jonas + cum = jum

I want a big fat face load of Jum.

by Destroyjonie April 27, 2022

Jum

Deez nuts

Jum reli deez nutted mi and ah red it on party

by Regal_Glutton May 14, 2021

Jum

A describing word implying the positive application of someone who believes in true equality.

"Hey Schtavn my son is a total jum, he slapped his girlfriend and her boyfriend"

by Jumboing February 12, 2022

Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong

Joe biden: jumming mission

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 5, 2018

Jumming

The act of manipulation of a flaccid penis, colloquially known as “beating your meat soft”

I can’t get up, but we could have jumming sesh if that’s ok?

by MysteryGuy108 June 29, 2024