jordon smith

The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.

God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍

by memesmlk January 09, 2019

jordon ang

the best boyfriend i could ever ask for.

he makes me the happiest person alive. i don’t want him to ever doubt this. i really love this boy with all my heart & i’d never leave him.

it’s us against the world after all. right?

i love you jordon ang.

shayne

25 nov 2021

by shayne <3 November 24, 2021

dirty jordon

The Dirty jordon, is an sexual act

- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group

The dirt jordon

Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?

Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo

by Dirtyhairy85 June 03, 2024

Jordon Anderson

A 100% Simp. The god of simps

Mark: "I might write on her Facebook wall how much she truly means to me"

Me: "your not even a simp. Your a jordon anderson"

by Newtons cradle December 28, 2020

Kyran Jordon

A really nice kid who lives on

Why did you scroll this far to see his address?

Either way he is a really nice half-life 2 obsessed guy who you should give your donut too

Dwayne: "Here I got you some ice cream. It kinda looks like Gordon Freeman."

Tiago: "Awwww thanks. You are such a Kyran Jordon

by dashplayzlater May 17, 2023

Jordon stepp

A better rapper than slurry that's fosho one the best in mi

Jordon stepps new album is fire

by You don't need a know December 28, 2020