when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
Get the Jongel mug.when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
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by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021
Get the Jonged mug.She is probably under 5’4. Very humorous and deals with anger issues. Quite sensitive at times. She’s usually known in school for how cool she is. When it’s that time of the month, she is pure evil and serves no mercy. Her nickname is Jo, Jon, Johnny. If you’ve have her as a friend, you’re lucky !
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Person 2 - yeah, she’s super cool and friendly
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Get the joneetha mug.Jonnette is a fiery and funny girl. She has a few close friends who don't judge her. That's what she likes in a friend. Jonnette loves the sunshine and the seashore, though she'd rather lounge and people-watch than surf or play frisbee. Always looking for a new venture, whether a job or a hobby. She owns more saws than shoes, and won't be mistaken for a household lightweight. Do not ask her to get her husband's opinion.
A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly accused.
A Jonnette is highly opinionated but usually right. She bases her claims on facts, relying on vetted sources and surveys of her reliable friends.
A Jonnette is a great driver and loves to teach. But she expects people to pay attention and not doubt her.
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A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly accused.
A Jonnette is highly opinionated but usually right. She bases her claims on facts, relying on vetted sources and surveys of her reliable friends.
A Jonnette is a great driver and loves to teach. But she expects people to pay attention and not doubt her.
A Jonnette is always right.
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