Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Jonesing

Jonesing is a feeling occurs before acquiring drugs and after running out of them.

6pm: “man Im jonesing for some snow right now”
7am: “FUCK WE RAN OUT OF BLOW! Im jonesing again.”

by Lithium lady January 30, 2023

Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023

Jonesing

1. (Verb) To fiend, tweak, or absolutely geek out.
2. (Verb) To mess with somebody (Similar to Joshing somebody)
3.(Verb) To be extremely angry

1. “Liam’s vape died yesterday and now he’s jonesing.”

2. “Ben I know we’re not going to Canada stop Jonesing me.”

3. “Nates girl broke up with him and now he’s absolutely jonesing”

by VNSpano127 November 12, 2023

Jonesing

When bitcoin’s price rockets up by $1,000, and Tom Jones graces the moment with “What’s New Pussycat?” echoing through your mental sound system. It’s not just a pump; it’s a full-on Jones-fueled celebration. Side effects include excessive “Whoa, whoa, whoa-ing” and bullish dancing.

Bitcoin is jonesing up forever, Laura.

by 1btc1.com November 30, 2024

Jonesing

Talking more than you should. "Politicking." Macking on a girl.

"Are you still jonesing on the phone with this b*tch?"

by ElleChelleSky March 31, 2024

Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019