joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Jonesing

Pure boost. Next to fattuzing. Makes up events that don't happen, and dips with his wifey. Light skin that say truuuu. Trey song? Probably not.

"yo guys come to the park, my boy is bringing speakers. Truuuuuu"

Jonesing

by Real niggy July 25, 2013

Jonesed

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

jonesed

to be misled or cheated.

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

by diplodonkus April 9, 2009

Jonesing

(V) The act of posing by turning sideways placing your left arm fingers together pointing straight out slightly elevated, while similtaneously placing the right hand next to the right shoulder elbow sticking out with the same positioning.

Usually done when one is in the presence of house music. See: Jones, Jonesin

Are you Jonesing?

by AJones April 17, 2013