Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

Johnathan

Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.

Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?

by Shennnn January 14, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small

Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!

by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

Johnathan

Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke

Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”

by You’re whooped October 1, 2019

Johnathan

Johnathan is a nice guy but he’s kind of a crackhead. He shares with people and he’s funny. He has some what a lot of friends and be gets along with a lot of people. He’s a PRO GAMER and he love Fortnite.

Friend:Where’s Johnathan

You: probably doing crack ;)

by Papaws February 8, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love. Most of the time gay , but they tend to deny it

They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"

Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."
#johnathan#john#johnathan#johnathon#jonathon#cool#leader#awesome

That is a very cute hooman Johnathan

by Kynng April 11, 2020