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John Kennedying 

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.
Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!
John Kennedying by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010
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John F Kenedy 

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!

John F. Kennady 

When you explode on her face in the back of the car
Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.