John Cena

The worst wrestler in history. The board of WWE set John Cena to be the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. But failed epic hard and is now classified as a dumbass. Crowds continously chant different insults such as 'You can't wrestle' as he only knows
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
John Cena sucks and should be put to death.
by Batzar April 21, 2008
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Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman
Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.
by Rememberme August 04, 2007
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Someone you can't see
Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..
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One of the worst wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Little Kids and girls love him, men aged over the age of 18 who have stayed loyal to wrestling throughout their years hate him because they can see through his bullshit. John Cena has 5 wrestling moves aka 'the 5 moves of doom' usually in a match he gets beaten up for mostly the entire time and then just before you think he is going to lose John Cena comes back to life using those 5 moves and ends up winning. John Cena is the coverboy for the wwe pg era
Quote from CM Punk 'John Cena I don't even hate you, I hate the fact this idea that your the best.. because your not... I'm the best'
by best in the world December 16, 2011
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Where’s John Cena
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Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.
I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.
by Loins13 February 10, 2009
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John Cena

A Professional Wrestler for the WWE. He is a three time WWE Champion, and a three time WWE United States Champion. Used to be booed out of the building during his run as WWE Champion, but is now being cheered again. Hated by people who dislike him for his "hip-hop/rap" gimmick, and his incredibly horrible in ring ability. These people however are most likely hypocrites whom probably used to cheer Hulk Hogan who had the same horrible in ring ability. As fans grow older they learn to appreciate the ring work more. "John Cena Fans aka 'Cetards'" was a phrase coined by the infamous and minority Pro Wrestling fan base the "IWC". The same fans that like John Cena are the same type of fans that liked Hulk Hogan. John Cena is loved for his "CHARISMA"
John Cena, is both hated and loved by many. He is a horrible in ring worker, but delivers entertainment for everyone.

John Cena is NOT another "Steve Austin, nor Rock" as some might claim. John Cena is what seems to be another "Hulk Hogan" in the works; (as it pertains to his WIN/LOSS RECORD,his LENGTHY WWE Championship reigns, overall in ring SQUASH and DOMINANTING style, and his fanbase consisting of mostly CHILDREN and YOUNG WOMEN)hopefully he does not obtain the same immense ego.
by TwentyFour October 20, 2006
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