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jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005
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Jolly Lobster

When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.
A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."
by maddies anglers September 29, 2012
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Jolyanne

She is the best person in the world, if your having the worst day of your life. In 5 sec she can change that to the best day ever and she is just amazing and beautiful..... she is just the best person in the world
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Rimmy Jogler

When a girl gives you a rim job whilr sinutanoulsy juggling his balls
Yo last night got crazy when she started giving me a rimmy jogler.
by Jimmy Rogler November 29, 2016
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The Olde' Jolly Roger

The Penis in its day to day or erected state.
" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "
by Mytch April 8, 2007
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a Jolly Wangcore

A braindead, bad puzzle resolver youtuber that has a bad sense of direction and has a questionnable mental state.
First example: where you lost yesterday ?
Yeah I pulled out a Jolly Wangcore in the woods.

Second example: (when a actor dies in a horror movie)
What a Jolly Wangcore.
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Jolly Rauncher

A jolly rauncher is when you put a jolly rancher in someone's twat with the end sticking out. When you go down on them it's there for you to suck as you lick the female. The taste of the rancher spreads as you use your tongue and it tastes incredibly good. Watermelon is the best flavor; sour apple is not recommended.
I got a great Jolly Rauncher last night. Freddie came over and put a watermelon candy in my pussy and licked me all night...it was incredible.
by "No Good There" Craighton October 1, 2007
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