Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

Jelq

the process of making the size of your male genitalia increase by pulling and tugging it

My meat is small so I am going on a jelq journey.

by hookyy December 6, 2023

jelq

being a nicer person

mom i'm gonna start jelqing for you!

by luhgoona April 20, 2024

jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours

"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."

by livvy dunne May 3, 2024

Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.

Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF

by GoonMogger May 5, 2024

Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024