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Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated
in the corner of his room you see jelq bot
by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024
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cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus
"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"
by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
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Flicker Jelqing

It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.
AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING

I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!
by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024
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Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.
Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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Indian Jelq

When you hang a pot of curry on your dick
Noah and Bryan Indian Jelq too expand there dick size
by Jelq lover November 13, 2024
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Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.
I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch
by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022
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