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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
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Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
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Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.
Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF
by GoonMogger May 5, 2024
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jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis
oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua
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Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated
in the corner of his room you see jelq bot
by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024
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Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.
"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"
by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025
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Jelqing

A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.
Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!
by Jelqmaxxer January 22, 2024
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