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jelqmaxx

Tugging on your willy to make it longer
Bro: Yo my willy is small, what can I do?

Bro 2: just jelqmaxx

Bro: alright thanks dude
by LeoVisasian November 25, 2023
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jelqodactyl

A beautiful creature created by the art of the jelq and makes you erect just by sight of it.
Tony: Dude why the fuck are you so bonered right now?
Jay: I just saw the magnificent jelqodactyl you fucking twat.
by JJelq December 18, 2023
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Jelqittlebittle

A person that looks like a beetle but is jelqing at the same time.
That person is a Jelqittlebittle
by bomberclatussy Jr the III December 26, 2023
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jelquemaxxing

The act of continuously jelqing over an extended period typically around 15-20 years at a time. This is in an effort to extended one’s own penis length and widen their girth. This is a lifestyle and only the truly dedicated can call themselves jelquemaxxers
“Dude come on you haven’t touched your food and everyone else is almost finished

“Don’t bother me! I’m jelquemaxxing! If I break my streak I’ll never reach my dream dick size!”
by Beerus_the_destroyer January 3, 2024
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jelqueen

Jelking but foor cool girls with dicks
man she must be mad jelqueen right now
by penisgenious January 4, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

It's like edging but in a different word
I started jelqmaxxing
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

Ahh jelqmaxxing derived from the word jelqing means maxxing out your jelq ratio perday meaning 24/7 jelqing stretchin your penis to the max is jelqmaxxing
Oh look at Timmy he's been jelqmaxxing all damn day

It's fine he's just stretching it out
by Niggermanjelqlord86 January 19, 2024
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