Definitions by Beerus_the_destroyer

jelquemaxxing 

The act of continuously jelqing over an extended period typically around 15-20 years at a time. This is in an effort to extended one’s own penis length and widen their girth. This is a lifestyle and only the truly dedicated can call themselves jelquemaxxers

“Dude come on you haven’t touched your food and everyone else is almost finished”

“Don’t bother me! I’m jelquemaxxing! If I break my streak I’ll never reach my dream dick size!”

jelquemaxxing by Beerus_the_destroyer January 3, 2024