Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

jelly-filled donut

When a guy ejaculates into his hand and holds it in his loosely-closed fist. At an appropriate time, he squeezes his fist in the face of his partner and the ejaculation squirts out of the side of his fist like the jelly out of a donut.

Would you like a jelly-filled donut?

*squirt*

Tastes good doesn't it?

by Texas Jelly Man January 28, 2010

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food

Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary

by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019

Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009

Jelly donuts

An anonymous person who is anonymously named james who is addicted to jelly donuts and there flavorful loving jelly. Whenever this anonymous person says "I have to go talk to my friends" it is slang for "I must go eat some jelly donuts"

"Be right back I have to go talk to my friends"
"Ok enjoy your jelly donuts"

by Anthony "Ten Toes" G January 18, 2009

Jelley Donut

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.

dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.

by Maximus Eroticas July 5, 2011

jolly pirate donuts

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.

"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy

by JoeBaker August 26, 2006