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Jannes

A male person who’s openly gay and is so proud/cocky about the fact that he’s gay that he feels it’s justified to verbally abuse straight males.
Look at that guy in the pink shirt over there! He’s such a jannes in how he’s treating his straight friends, that makes me so angry!
by Omellete March 20, 2018
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Janne

Overtime the freshest dude in the room. Everything what he is doing any time is right and looks perfect. He's so cute and everyone wants to be married with him. Looks better than every other person and got the best cars in his garage! -best one
by winner500 January 3, 2017
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Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024
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Jannes

A guy named Jannes is a top-notch farting expert. His farts are over the top, both in smell and loudness. A Jannes usually has a father that everyone admires. This is why many people gather around a Jannes, to be closer to his admirable and popular father.
That cow smells like shit, it's such a Jannes!
by Bassket November 22, 2021
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Janne

You probably never met a Janne before in your life.

He is most likely someone living in the northern parts of the world with a long red beard and a viking helmet on his head.

Janne means translated = "God is gracious."
But he is probably not.
"Look at this dude, he is big, has a beard and wears a viking helmet."
"His name must be Janne."
by Jannylili November 22, 2021
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Jannes

Is an attractive guy with a big booty! Every man wants him but not everyone get him. He is very direct, smart, lovely, funny and an handsome guy.

He is very vain
Don’t look the hole day at yourself in the mirror

“Urghh … such a Jannes”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jannes

A person who's specialized in producing the loudest and stinkiest farts ever witnessed in human history. Their fathers are mostly very tasty (read: admirable) entrepreneurs which everyone wants to sexually please with their mouths.
That cow smells like shit, he's such a Jannes!
by Bassket November 21, 2021
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