Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

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Jalapeño jay

A woman who has Siracha stuck in her teeth and gives a guy a blowjob is a jalapeño jayer

Guy 1: I was at a party and This girl gave me a jalapeño jay!
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit

by Bitchwhore223445 January 15, 2024

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Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

by ThunderGunExprs May 01, 2024

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Jalapeño Coleslaw

J. Cole’s real name.

Person 1: My fav song is wet dreamz
Person 2: By J. Cole??
Person 1: Yeah but I like to call him by his full name, Jalapeño Coleslaw

Person 2: Homie wtf

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

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