a dick, who has no friends
by hulk1823 March 31, 2015
Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol
by random guy3990304 December 01, 2016
weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?
oh, him? that's jacob.
is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?
the very same.
ha. sucks to be him.
oh, him? that's jacob.
is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?
the very same.
ha. sucks to be him.
by applesoft July 13, 2011
the worst fucking person you will ever meat all he will do is rip your heart out and stomp on it all he dose is play you
I fucking hate you jacob!!!!!!!!
by cass13123 October 21, 2016
a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..
Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery
:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date
:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date
by canadian ass January 25, 2018
a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.
wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever
by NOT FATASS February 26, 2018
by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017