Sean: Yo, I heard you and Markus' sister hooked up last weekend after we chilled.
Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.
Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.
by GodofSlang December 27, 2016
Get the Jacking mug.When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.
2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.
3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
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1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
Get the Car jacking mug.1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.
2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.
3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.
3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!
2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.
3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.
3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010
Get the Jackin' the 'tater mug.Working out in the gym, exercising in the park, cross-fit, basically any form of exertion intended for fitness towards making their body more appealing.
by BulawayoBob July 4, 2019
Get the Jacking his rig mug.Oh my lord....THERE'S a guy jumping off the roof with a woman on FIYA! . He's springheel jacking!! LOL ^_^
by Pantsface June 12, 2006
Get the Springheel Jacking mug.When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.
*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)
Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!
Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??
Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!
Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??
by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009
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