Jacktard

A word that is a combination of jack-ass and retard. Used to insult someone who is completely stupid and beinga dick at the same time:

#1: Dude he just shitted I the sink and then blamed me!
#2: wow he is a real Jacktard

by Ader Titsof March 15, 2015

jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018

Jacktard

A person who's level of jackass-ness is at such a level that they are socially retarded.

My coworker is such a jacktard when he butts in to every freaking conversation on our floor.

by youyour mama July 25, 2018

Jackshanked

when you get stabbed masturbating

jack got Jackshanked by kempy

by MaskedSamurai May 7, 2019

jacktardian

Related to being or acting like a jackass retard.

Don't be a jacktardian ass clown and do something really stupid.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

jackhand

a jackhand is a very skinny boy who has freckles. he is usually either very posh or very naughty or a mix of the two. he is likely good at sport and has a squeaky voice

"look at jackhand over there trying to be cool"

by A L A May 21, 2020

Jacktard

When your friend is being both a retard and a jack ass.

Bob told Bill to stop acting like a Jacktard at the pool.

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020