Jacksonville Jaguars

An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.

"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

jacksonville road massive

This phrase is used when one boasts about their "hood". The origin of the phrase is New Jersey, where a group of kids residing on Jacksonville Road, used the phrase to intimidate new comers and competitors of their neiborhood. The last word "massive" is usually left out when yelled. For best results, yell loudly upon sight of fellow member.

1) member one walks in room, member two is already in the room and sees member one enter. Member two: "JACKSONVILLE ROAD!"

by Luma Airatus May 10, 2005

Jacksonville IS Support

The worst tech support avalible. Lazy with no knowledge. The home of zero.

Tech: Thank you for calling Jacksonville IS Support how can I help you?

Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)

by Boonker May 1, 2009

jacksonville jackhammer

Have your partner standing on her head with her legs split. Mount directly on top of her, holding her legs as if they were jackhammer handles. Proceed to drill her in an up and down motion making her bounce like a jackhammer.

Hey Tim letitia's neck is buggered after I jacksonville jackhammered the shit out of her. Literally

by The shitters June 9, 2014

Jacksonville Javelin

A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina

"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."

by Motard76 March 5, 2009

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.

Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='

Mom: "Those fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

jacksonville state university

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.

"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."

by asd_iop October 11, 2013