a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
by tnuk<- April 17, 2009
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by makennachristinee January 14, 2009
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by myspace/gperico February 21, 2007
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John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning
Brandon: What do you have the cold?
John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.
Brandon: What do you have the cold?
John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.
by Pandad March 24, 2009
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