alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

by the psi team August 2, 2023

arson investigator

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.

the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire

by arson_investigator October 16, 2021

Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.

Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 1, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023