Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

intuitivity

developing understanding of more than three dimensional processes in quantum mechanics. this understanding then leads to insight and understanding. a form of thought focus in suwa thought.

The explanation on youtube that amounts to the description of spacetime, time dilation and so on is great for intuitivity and awareness.

by waveeone November 7, 2021

Women’s Intuition

If women say it was just their intuition, it’s absolute bullshit.

Women’s Intuition
👩🏽: “It was just my intuition” No tf it wasn’t.

by 6ixty September 7, 2022

Intuition

VIOLET AND CASEY

VIOLET AND CASEY R LITTERALLY INTUITION

by vulumchewous December 5, 2021

intuition

That one brain part that constantly figures out the behavior requirement to get more screen time from your parents, even though such extra screen time allotment eventually turns out not to be on offer

My intuition told me exactly how to charm my parents into giving me more screen time, but in the end, it was just wishful thinking—turns out the extra hours were never really on the table!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

by Death Menace April 10, 2022