beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.
me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫
by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023
mugGet the beating my shitmug.

bite my shit

to steal originality or to get on someone's case. Depending on context. Listen to Bone Thugs n' Harmony for a better reference.
"Don't bite my shit"
by Kyle Thug n' Harmony March 28, 2007
mugGet the bite my shitmug.

buff my shit

encouraging a girl to give you oral sex or insult
by yungslick November 14, 2007
mugGet the buff my shitmug.

smack my shit

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.
Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.
by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013
mugGet the smack my shitmug.

Getting on my shit

Something or someone really annoying you.
"You're really getting on my shit!"
by Ohandy August 31, 2014
mugGet the Getting on my shitmug.

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper
I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?
by The silent shart July 2, 2018
mugGet the Hold my shitmug.

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