spicy intestine

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas

now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life
"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines
by coastal401 May 03, 2022
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Intestinal Kazcynsky

The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022
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A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back
by NukeABooty April 20, 2011
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intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 17, 2009
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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
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Intestinal Due Diligence

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far
by Wakahare September 11, 2022
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Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
by Daqkua January 04, 2016
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