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Jobbus Interruptus

The sudden state of being jobless or otherwise W-2 challenged. Can often lead to FUnEMPLOYMENT.
"Hey, Jayne! I sent you an email to your work address but it bounced. What happened?"

"Ah... yes... Jobbus Interruptus, my friend. Wanna go grab a cheap beer?"
by watzamatoni December 23, 2011
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Beardus Interruptus

When you enter a yeard-growing competition but pull out in November, right before you finish.
Reginald was inconsolable when he experienced beardus interruptus.
by Pseudanonymous Rex December 8, 2016
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Taskus Interruptus

When your manager interrupts your assigned task for a different task, causing a moment of disorientation.

Can be invigorating until interrupting the interruptions causes a meltdown (distractions x 4 = confusion²)

Long-term exposure can result in recession attention disorder
I've got nothing accomplished today due to "Taskus Interruptus."

Task A, interrupted by an emergency request for information on Task B which was stopped before completion by a different request for clarification on a production problem on a previous day's task, which was immediately superseded by the need to supply a list of required equipment to perform Task C..which will begin once you finish Task A.

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by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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poopus interruptus

when a person is sitting on the crapper and the automatic flush mechanism engages in the middle of his doing his business
he was enjoying the article on lobster fishing when the autoflush went off and disrupted his morning constitutional, causing poopus interruptus.
by elKeitho June 7, 2016
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cunnilingus interruptus

the sudden end to cunnilingus before an orgasm is achieved. This could be for a variety of reasons. ie A hair getting lodged causing the performer to choke or one of the participants freaks out
'oh baby keep going'....'grurghhhh' (making gagging noises) suddenly bringing the act of 'going down' to a sudden end thus resulting in cunnilingus interruptus
by Daffers March 4, 2009
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Coatus Interruptus

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.
"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."
by Disco duck March 18, 2014
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gay interruption

When you are talking and, without even realizing it, you sound really, REALLY gay. You then are forced to pause and reflect about many, MANY things.
GAY INTERRUPTION (scene 1 - Justin is listening to Pink Floyd): Robbie:"You Shine On You Crazy Diamond!" - Justin:"Dude. What the fuck!?" - Robbie:"Wow, that was pretty gay. Sorry about that."
by bender1851 August 2, 2008
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