Charlotte gave me some in-depth instructions on how I should have sex with my husband last night. It was the best instructional sex I’ve had.
by INQBUS November 7, 2017
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(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010
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by Lovatic4DemisAss June 23, 2017
Get the Instruction mug.A man or woman dedicated to improving the physical fitness of others through the implementation of a rigorous workout schedule. Because of their well toned bodies, they are often the target of many sexual advances.
Girl 1- "Hey, do you think that new girl in spin class is really here for the workout?"
Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."
Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."
by GirlUpstairs April 27, 2009
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Get the weapon of math instruction mug.A poor, pathetic breed of person that only holds his or her job in order to build flight time for hopes of obtaining a future airline job in order to be lazy as hell and still make a lot of money.
They are often deceitful and take full advantage of students by overcharging them or using them to fit their schedule while only teaching them the bare minimum. This type of person is easily recognized by an over inflated ego and stripes on each shoulder to fake that they actually fly a significant aircraft.
They are often deceitful and take full advantage of students by overcharging them or using them to fit their schedule while only teaching them the bare minimum. This type of person is easily recognized by an over inflated ego and stripes on each shoulder to fake that they actually fly a significant aircraft.
Jaime is a little bleached brunette, pimpette embry riddle flight instructor who lies to her students and uses them to fit her time and financial needs while faking that she actually cares about them.
by Michael Mattina April 21, 2006
Get the Embry Riddle Flight Instructor mug.This applies to any skanky girl who lives in a city who thinks she is "country". She may have a bit more rythm than her non instructor counterparts. Her main purpose in life is to mooch free crappy beer off guys who have girlfriends or wives. Also an evil temptress.
by JoJo77 November 25, 2009
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