Idiot Index

If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.
"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."
by iKingRPG September 26, 2023
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Valve Index

a really expensive Virtual Reality headset that has finger tracking and is made by steam
Why is the valve index $1000 fucking dollars
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valve index

The valve index is a fantastically overpriced pc vr headset which is more fragile then glass
Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense
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Valve index

The valve index is a fantastically expensive pc vr headset that is more fragile then glass. This is definitely one of those headsets to get if you want to waste your money
Bro where did your money go?
Valve index
Oh that makes sense
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Stabby Index

The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.
My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!
by Orangeblood97 March 09, 2011
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SCROGGABILITY INDEX

the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.
by weave March 28, 2003
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Dufi Index

A measure of the number of Dufi currently on the road with you.

On a freeway, the Dufi Index is defined as 100 minus your current average speed. The higher the number, the slower you go.
Man! The Dufi Index is high today! Traffic is congested because of the large number of dufi on the road.
by Joel Corley April 30, 2008
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