Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

Hit ur bitch in my socks

Fight or fuck ur girl in socks

Gucci flips flops fuck it I'll hit ur bitch in my socks

by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020