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Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
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“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.
ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.
by slapboichild September 4, 2022
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beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.
Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.
by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023
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change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing
by Ol groper December 10, 2016
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blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage
That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
.
by Soulflared April 8, 2022
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My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020
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