Implodential

Refers to the expression of a mathematical exponent, which is both exponential and implosive in its decay, collapsing the graph which represents said decay. It exclusively applies to exponential decay formulas, and may not be applied to exponential growth formulas.

"I swear, the rate at which that dog is eating itself is nearly implodential. Wait... where did that thing go?"

by Mrs. Jellybottom September 9, 2013

Limplementation

Getting across the line in the last possible second, in the least convincing way.

Yet again, Malcolm's pulled off another splendid limplementation!

by the limplementor April 14, 2018

imployment

A wage-earning job dat entails acting mischievous and disrespectful.

If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

Little Inclements

a sort of creature that serves you, possibly a minion you can summon at any time to attack someone or serve you

I can get my little inclements to do that for us.

by jermay55 April 19, 2025