When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"
by Hellsayeah June 05, 2012
A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
by pigeon cc February 26, 2018
Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2024
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 08, 2017
by AnkhDream August 21, 2023
MAJOR SPOLIERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2
Arthur morgan says this to Dutch when he is on top of the mountain in the help John escape choice. He is referring to what Dutch told him and is repeating it back, he gave his loyalty and his life to the gang.
Arthur morgan says this to Dutch when he is on top of the mountain in the help John escape choice. He is referring to what Dutch told him and is repeating it back, he gave his loyalty and his life to the gang.
by eggsandbacon69 June 23, 2023
All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.
Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.
by Cody5050 May 26, 2023