Hired guns

It’s when a company has to hire a couple pigeons because they can’t get good help

Why do we have to go with hired guns

by Workforce November 12, 2019

hytredfghjkllo

trying to write hello without skipping a key in the middle, I hope no one finds this

im bored, hytredfghjkllo

by hytredfghjkllo May 24, 2023

Quiet Hired

When an employer refuses to acknowledge an employee’s increase in worth with an increase in salary.

Employee: “Hello company, I’ve been in the same position for 10 years. I’ve been successful. I work nights and weekends. I take on additional work and responsibilities. I love what I do. I feel though that my relationship with this company is one sided. I feel that I have invested way more into this company than it has invested into me. I would like a pay raise and a promotion that aligns better with responsibilities I have accumulated over the years. "

Company: “…….. ”

Employee: “Oh no! I’ve been quiet hired!”

by Marry Swanson August 26, 2022

mia grace heredia

Mia-Grace Heredia is a shy girl with a fiery personality. Very shy when you meet her but as soon as she gets comfy she's BRUTAL. Somehow one of the kindest but meanest person on earth. She is also a midget.

you: hi
mia grace heredia : bye.

by omgtmrtdaywillbeyesterday February 23, 2023

getting hired

The positive result of putting in an application. Also known as getting a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job.

"Getting hired is a lot harder when the girls are sober."

"So Vaughn did you get hired last night?"
"No..."

"Dude I put in like 5 apps...I better get hired."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

White People Hyped

An enhanced state of inebriation in which the person starts fights, punches holes in walls, and calls everyone "dude". This is most frequently witnessed at teenage parties or where people can't handle their liquor. One does not have to be Caucasian to experience this state of mind.

Adam: Whoa, I had like 18 Natty Ices last night and got white people hyped.

Grandma: I remember when I used to get white people hyped, punching holes in the walls and such, those were the days.

by jizzyjake859 January 24, 2013

Hored

When your both Hungry and Bored.

I am really Hored right now.

by OSAD June 11, 2016