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hyphenatrix

A controlling, self-centered, narcissistic woman of the corporate world who insists on hyphenating her two (or more) last names. A hyphenatrix typically dominates meetings, abuses subordinates, and generally behaves as if:

(a) rules do not apply to her
(b) others exist in order to please her every desire, no matter how absurd
(c) one last name is simply insufficient to express the glory of her being.

Can generally be identified by her brightly-colored power suits, her chilling, Medusa-like gaze, and her willingness to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares refer to her by only one last name.
Have you met that new head of HR, Megan Smith-Jones?" "Oh sweet Lord...she's a hyphenatrix, isn't she? I'm gonna go work on my resume.
by Jokanaan July 23, 2010
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hyphengina

When the biggest piece of shit so called man you know hyphenates his last name to appease his wife (who by the way has a vagina that resembles a clown car and smells of petuli), thus loosing his balls and becoming a unic. Then has children that have hyphenated names, bringing an astronomical amount of douche-bagginess to this earth.
Can you believe that new guy in creative? His name is Robert Rice-Smith, he is a total hyphengina
by LunchB0x6669 October 8, 2009
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hypherventafaded

when an individual enters a hyperactive state while simultaneously being intoxicated (being on fade). it is a cross being the words hyphy, hyper, and faded, and is commonly used to describe a highly energetic perfomance enhancement for things such as an extreme stunt, musical performance, or sexual intercourse. this emotional, mental, and physical state is rare and extremely hard to attain.
DUDE 1: "Brah, you totally landed that christ air nollie mctwist after downing a fifth of e and j."

DUDE 2: "I know I'm a little hypherventafaded and need to catch my breath. Pass me a beer."
by yasjamz May 11, 2010
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hephenie

Some lyric tht I don't fucking understand
You call her stephenie, I call her hephenie
by Not.english.com November 24, 2016
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hyphendufanator

is a rubber grommet used for completing the attachment of the pipe to the bong,such as the rubber off a pen or like a rubber spark plug boot. helps with making a airtight seal on your bong .
hyphendufanator can be used as a boot on the end of a pipe to protect you from the heat if its to short or if your blowing a new pipe.or as a gasket sealer for your bong
by jhubb from long lake January 18, 2012
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hyphanating

raising your voice in a very annoying way. mothers are pro at it.
my mom is pro at hyphanating everything especially when I fuck up.
by gottagots July 23, 2009
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hyphynated

someone who is anti hyphy; They try to act hard and pretend to be hood. The possers who usually reside in suburbs of the bay area community such as burlingame milbrae and piedmont.
Man those guys in those collared shirt are so hyphynated, they are killing the bay area's rep.
by pj kealy February 8, 2007
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