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hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.
by CanisMinor June 9, 2016
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Hypeman

Hype Man

Traditionally, the job of the Hype Man is to get the audience “hype” before the headlining performer comes out on stage. His or her job is also to keep the momentum going during the show, especially during the down times like wardrobe or set changes. Hype men usually work the side of the stage the MC isn’t, yelling classic lines like “Throw ya hands in the air!” “All the ugly people be quiet!” “When I say_________, y’all say _________!” These call and response strategies to get the crowd motivated first originated in Hip-Hop back in the ’80s by early hype men Creole and MC Cowboy from Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.

The role took on a heavy work load during the show in the early days. Years later though, the job has become less demanding, often resulting in a small army of so-called hype men milling around the stage brandishing water bottles and towels.
why the fuck are there 6 hypeman on stage at a G-unit concert
by acideater November 28, 2009
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hyper patriot

A person who has unwavering, blind patriotism.
Eric owns 44 American flags--he's a hyper patriot.
by USE For Ever February 9, 2009
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Trailer Hype

When you see a trailer of a moive, but the trailer only shows the good parts, so when you see the movie you're disappointed.
Man 1: Im going to go see Adventure Land this week.
Man 2: Dude don't do it that movie such a trailer hype.
by Say2500 April 4, 2009
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triggered tryhard hypebeast

Someone known as a person who gets super defensive, gives 110% effort for every single thing, and someone who only does things for impressing others.
That man Aidan is such a triggered tryhard hypebeast!!
by steelerboy69 March 8, 2017
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Hype House

A mansion where popular white tik tokers live and hangout together.
by Madpescado December 29, 2019
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Hyper Beam

If you're a male, while receiving oral sex, just as you're about to ejaculate, you scream, "Gyarados. Use Hyper Beam!" Then you ejaculate on her face. If she starts complaining, say, "Gyarados must recharge".
Lewis was in a jocular mood, so he Hyper beamed his girlfriend after getting head.
by itsthedalton October 21, 2011
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