Hypebeast

Someone that constantly looks at the latest supreme drops, wears thrasher even though they most likely do not skate, have a crazy amount of sneakers, wears bomber jackets, and wears hats backwards.

"Whoa dude, have you seen that thrasher and supreme collab?"

"Yeah dude it's sick. Too bad I'm saving up to buy a pair of high top Air Force 1's"

"Whoa dude you're literally of a hypebeast than me lmao"

"Lmao say it to my faceeeee 🎶"

by LiveredAbydocomist July 12, 2017

HypebeastLord720

Not just a hypebeast, but a hypebeastlord720. These hypebeasts are a rare bread and often difficult to find. If you do happen to come across one, watch out as they are highly trained in the art of flexing - a skill that hypebeasts worldwide have lost blood sweat and tears in order to accomplish. To join this elite species, you must hold a dank level greater than 1000.

Person1: Hey bro, what's up?
Person2: Not much, just saw a hypebeastlord720
Person1: Woah, that's insane

by tom__cc February 5, 2018

Hypebeast

A person who follows the trend or whats cool. Also known as :

1)Follower
2)copycat
3)Charles McClanahan
4)Jacob Spinelli

Hey look at that hypebeast Charles wearing those gay dunks.

or

Why is the hypebeast Charles following every footstep of a true sneakerhead?

by shung kee October 21, 2006

Hypercrastinate

(Verb)
1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.
2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate

1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."
2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"

by t0rp0r December 9, 2008

HypeBeast

A parasitic testicule who uses their parents money to buy stupid shit which they use to “flex” and make themselves feel superior to everyone else. Often caused by a total lack of character, achievements, or any good qualities.

Synonyms; Faggot, gaylord, cancer, dipshit, waste of space, white kid, bum, supreme, the pauls, etc.

Kyle- “whazzup my niggas, just dropped 4 bennys on this gucci buttplug. Yall wish you had this kinda clout”

Anyone with an IQ higher than -4

“Oh fuck, another hypebeast”
*shoots kyle
*keeps shooting kyle
*reloads
*continue shooting kyle

*shits on kyle’s corpse

by Fuck right off February 16, 2019

hypebeast

a filipino that rocks supreme,huf,nike sb, and says he is not a hypebeast

jerel is a hypebeast because he got a superbad hat.

by chris_ss October 19, 2007

Catastrophic Hyperplasm

What results when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.

by Fearman February 10, 2008