BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

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Get the BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!mug.

Hygienate

The act of committing hygiene

I hygienate every morning.
She told me to hygienate, but I didn't.

by hygienator September 27, 2021

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late night hygiene

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day

My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.

by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016

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Tinder hygiene

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.

Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene

by gato100pelo June 10, 2022

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Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.

Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023

by Sacredfart April 4, 2023

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