Bitten Hubba Bubba

OCD

Person 1: can I have some Hubba
Person 2: sure
Person 1: *bites out of side*
Person 2: *See's bitten Hubba bubba*
Person 2: *Fucking dies from odc*

by Fucking dies April 21, 2019

L. Ron Hubbard

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.

I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.

by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).

L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.

by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006

hubtastic

adjective used to describe anything that is awesome, or having to deal with the number nine, or 09,...the best number ever! Named after Colonel Hubert A. "Hub" Zemke, a BAMF fighter pilot in WWII.

This word can be used to describe anything, (i.e. "man, insert word here is Hubtastic").

by bkhaveitmyway09 March 9, 2008

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.

I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.

by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016

Lafayette Ron Hubbard

Noun, singular: A very fucked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame-ass things. Always a loser with no friends.
Synonyms: loser fucker

"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"

"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"

by Tromedlov August 24, 2008