hotline bling

When your phone rings

"I know when that hotline bling!!That can only mean one thing.."

by chynabadd December 13, 2015

Homework Hotline

a bunch of stuck up teachers who hate answering questions. Located in Rochester they always tell you your wrong and if you don't come up with good questions they sue you.

Example:
Pablo: can you help me with my math
homework hotline: yeah
Pablo: What is 5x+y
Homework hotline: your a idiot you should shoot yourself, that so easy. it was stupid we are gonna sue!!!!

by pablofelipe January 6, 2014

Hotline Bling

Hotline Bling means when a ex boyfriend or girlfriend calls their ex and begs to be back with them or ask for love again.

My ex-girlfriend called me yesterday for Hotline Bling.

by wot_chris_ October 11, 2015

crack-ho thin

Extremely underweight; anorexic. From the typically emaciated appearance of a crack-ho.

Baby you got to eat! You lookin crack-ho thin.

by Roody September 7, 2005

Hotline Bling

First made famous by Drake in 2015, Hotline Bling is the flash made by your phone when your ex be hittin' you up. The phone's or "hotline's" flash is meant to resemble the flash or "bling" made from jewelry or when light is reflected off it.

I know when that Hotline Bling, that can only mean one thing.

by Nickelodeon GUTS World Champ December 9, 2015

Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls

The state of one's genetalia when your manager is a douche-bag and it it hot as fuck because the goddam AC is broke -- for the 10th time this month!!

Wow! If it gets any fucking hotter in this retched bitch of an office, I'm going to kick my manager in the fuckin hotin shitin balls!

by bawoosh September 2, 2008

Suicide hotline jerk

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.

As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017