hospital kick 

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

hospital kick by great success April 5, 2010

hospital shit 

When an individual's fecal matter smells so bad, you think they need to be admitted into a hospital.

Yo! Who just took a hospital shit in my toilet? It smells fucking disgusting.

hospital shit by Creekar December 16, 2016

Hospital Rice 

Plain, unadorned steamed rice that is seriously lacking in any kind of flavor or life.

Luis always complains about the Hospital Rice that the cafeteria serves.

Hospital Rice by Lolabelle59 October 19, 2018

Hospital Box 

An ambulance seen speeding down the highway with lights and sirens on.

Arty “hey jimmy what’s that noise?”

Jimmy “ uh oh it’s a speedy boi hospital box.”

Arty “ oh rats!”

Hospital Box by Daddiecakes February 10, 2019

Hospital Daddy

A gay male nurse who usually walks in exclaiming something like "I'm here to treat you big boy"

I was almost able to leave the hospital but first I ran into a Hospital Daddy

Hospital Daddy by Kurakuma July 31, 2019

Hospital Cake 

Hospital Cake is when you eat out someone’s smelly ass whilst in the hospital

Hospital Dying

I ate his hospital cake

Hospital Cake by Fartingkid44 December 22, 2019

HOSPITAL VACATION

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"

HOSPITAL VACATION by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021