Hop off my swingset

A term used primarily for Xbox purposes when someone, mainly bks get ragged on by 1337 players. Such as, Gh0sT CLUTCHHHH and Andric32.

Brett kept making fun of Anthony because he kept going -9 on Halo, so Anthony screamed "Hop off my swingset!!!111" and turned his Xbox off.

by Clutch54UC3333 October 23, 2008

Hop off my Johnson

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".

Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*

by Laffs November 14, 2011

hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.

guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.

by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010

hop off my swagg

Hop Off their stly or unique part

yo son hop off my swagg

by Larain May 26, 2008

hop off the main dang

Get off my ass!

Andrew told the girls that were bugging him for cell phone pictures, "Hop off the main Dang!" You are worse than the paparazzi!

by akafishmn January 6, 2010

hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.

I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015