Hooded Mage

When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.

Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!

by S.K.B. July 9, 2011

The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

hooked on phonics

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houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

Hooked up

Nobody knows exactly, can be anything from holding hands to having anal sex. Pretty sure it drives most normal people insane

Bro: yo did you hear, hoe from our school hooked up jock?
Me: No. What did they do?
Bro: They hooked up
Me: Okay but bro, like, what the FUCK DID THEY DO?
Bro: How the hell should i know, i just heard they hooked up! fuck

(and now i searched for what it means on UrbanDictionary.com and still couldn't find an answer)

by Bob Marusi October 10, 2011

button hooked

1. The art of fooling another person. Similar to a Wicked Burn.
2. Punk-Ska at it's finest. Emo need not apply. Creators of a "Fat Man In A Fat Suit"

1. I button hooked that guy by sending him on a beer run in the snow.
2. Button Hooked newest CD is awesome

by Punk Buddha April 29, 2006

Hooked Up

Hooking up with someone, making out with them, but not going all the way. Regional usage; note that "hooking up" may mean you went all the way in some places.

"We hooked up last night"
"John and Katie hooked up at the party"

by your mom March 10, 2003

Hooded Cobra

1. Another slang term for an uncircumcized penis. Also known as Anteater or Ramos

Jane: Johnny your hooded cobra is so gross. I won't suck you off.

Johnny: I don't care. I have an uncircumcized penis and I am proud

by Honkey March 30, 2004