an exceptionally masculine and muscular man. A compliment used in the gay community to refer to a man. It is not used lightly, usually for unusually sexy and muscular men. A mix of beefy (perhaps how the term was created), masculine, and sexy.
Wow. That man is on the hoof.

Some would say Thomas Jane in Punisher, or Hugh Jackman in X-men 3 were "on the hoof".
by LuckyMorgan July 6, 2008
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1. A Word you shout and/or scream in a loud manner at public events such as football games

2. The Action of Shouting 'Hoof' in someone's unsuspecting ear: 'to hoof'
'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!'
'if you don't shut up i'm gunna hoof you so bad'
by Dr. Tubb April 11, 2004
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I swear on my life that I heard my parents hoofing this morning. I’m now traumatized.
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to stash up ones anus, usually for hiding or smuggling purposes
"im gonna hoof this coke so the pigs dont find it"
by fuqt yo momma December 1, 2006
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it derives from the part used to kick or walk for a pig, donkey, or hooorse! and is also particularly effective in pissing people off, especially in a school or shopping mall (echos work wonders)
when u walk into a school lunch hall, and bellow HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!! at the top of your gruff/hoaaarse voice. If you want to annoy someone, (eg: a random passer-by, or an innocent bystander) walk up to them and let rip with an almighty "hoooooofing" sound
by Dr. Hoofenstein April 11, 2004
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One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'
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A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.
Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013
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