The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

Hoffmeister Cadence

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

hufflepop

Better sounding name for a fart-sneeze (fart sneeeze: sneeze and fart at same time)

yesterday i tried to sneeze but i accidently let out a hufflepop instead!

by master sushi cat December 18, 2010

Hufflepuffer

A person who is in the house of Hufflepuff, from the school of Hogwarts in Harry Potter. A Hufflepuffer is usually kind, loyal, outgoing, and popular. If you have a Hufflepuffer as a friend, you should feel lucky. They will stick with you for life. If you’re a Hufflepuffer yourself, be proud! Hufflepuffers are the kindest of all the Hogwarts houses.

Person 1: Man, that girl over there is so sweet!
Person 2: Yup, she’s a Hufflepuffer!

by kk_grace November 27, 2018

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

Hoffmeister

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'

'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005

greg heffley

greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome

Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo

by yorikeh September 24, 2021