corn hob

a bumpy penis

did you see his corn hob?

by corn hob July 16, 2011

hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

by Frsh To Death April 16, 2010

hob along

To walk uneven
To make fun of somebody with a sore leg

Hey hob along how's the leg today?

by David Stuart October 17, 2007

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people

Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.

by Hildasuz December 23, 2006

Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

HOB

Hands on Booty

Damn did you see the facebook pictures on John and Jane last night? HOB all damn night!

by KillaCam from OSU December 17, 2010

hob-knocker

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

by richardtyronewilson February 16, 2009