hep swivel

A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.
Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
by Dr. Zoidberg December 08, 2002
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A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper
Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!
by SexyNelly July 19, 2006
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Hep hep

Hollay!!!!!!
Hep hep Hollay!!!!
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 10, 2020
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Hep addict

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.
He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.
by Mark Falconer September 09, 2018
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Hepped up for no place.

Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.
He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.
by Mark Falconer September 09, 2018
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Hep

Someone who thinks they’re funny and knowledgeable/ a no I️t all but is actually just a goof
You a hep
by Blahhg February 24, 2018
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