A place of gathering for shindigs. It is also known as an impenetrable fortress; this is an impenetrable fortress for shindigs and parties alike. All the residents of Helms Deep throughout the ages have been known throughout the land for their strikingly handsome good looks and stud-ly appeal. It's been rumored that a former resident of Helms Deep is Brad Pitt. This sacred ground of Helms Deep has held many banquets of shindigs, pool parties and other intimate gatherings such as game nights.
"What's Helms Deep?"
"An impenetrable fortress that contains the three best looking men in the Sacramento tri-county area."
"I got schlammered at a shindig at Helms Deep the other night!"
"An impenetrable fortress that contains the three best looking men in the Sacramento tri-county area."
"I got schlammered at a shindig at Helms Deep the other night!"
by Gondoa April 4, 2011
1 - A small cat like creature who thinks it can excrete seminal fluid wherever it chooses.
2 - The act of doing nothing while eating chocolate and watching a dare devil jumping over a field of daisy's on a tricycle.
2 - The act of doing nothing while eating chocolate and watching a dare devil jumping over a field of daisy's on a tricycle.
1 - Wow your Riley Helms just dumped all over my chair.
2 - "Wheres Steve tonight" "hes being a Riley Helms at his place and cant make it".
2 - "Wheres Steve tonight" "hes being a Riley Helms at his place and cant make it".
by RiLeY431m5ftw July 13, 2012
Possibly the best pro wrestler ever. He is one tough cookie! Extremely talented and very good looking.
by Ballerina May 6, 2006
Kind, nice, caring, loud, wont take no as an answer, very clean, married, 2 daughters,1 son, 1 step-son, a loving wife with beauty that meeets no other, average height, a little over-weight, around 40-50 years old with a family thar will love him forever more.
I love you daddy
Craig Helms
Craig Helms
by love my dad forever March 23, 2011
A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.
Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!
by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011
by i love you mommy March 23, 2011
When a movie or TV show tries to build up tension for a big battle by reiterating how hopeless a cause it is, and how much everyone's definitely going to die, until the viewer wants to scream GET TO THE DAMN FIGHT ALREADY. Named after the Battle of Helm's Deep in The Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Extra points if it's a TV show that gives the audience blue balls by making them wait another week for the entire battle.
Extra points if it's a TV show that gives the audience blue balls by making them wait another week for the entire battle.
"Man, that Game of Thrones episode really built up the hopelessness of the battle to the point where I was annoyed, they totally Helm's Deeped us."
by brightestconstellation April 22, 2019